Christopher Churney


Christopher Churney


Former psychotherapist and current James Bond villain


Thunderball: Chris may throw a mysterious ball on the ground in order to escape or distract people in certain situations. It always returns to him.


Psychodick: Chris is a former therapist of O-23 and has an unfortunate history of sleeping with a certain patient.
Dr. Chode: Unfortunately the Foundation's correctional techniques were quite hard on Chris and he has become quite the villainous character.
Penis Envy: being a former therapist, Chris has the whole Hannibal Lecter deal going on of understanding deeper than he should.


  • Medical: 4 (Great)
  • Persuasion: 8 (Epic)
  • Scholarship: 3 (Good)
  • Athletics: 2 (Fair)
  • Perception: 3 (Good)
  • Stealth: 4 (Great)
  • Ranged Weapons: He once shot his own foot
  • Melee Weapons: He once stuffed a stress ball into a rifle's end. that's gotta count for something, right?
  • Thrown Weapons (Stress Balls): 8 (Epic)
  • Physical Defense: 3 (Good)
  • Mental Defense: 6 (Fantastic)
  • Body: 3 (Good)
  • Mind: 1 (Average)
  • Action Points: 3
  • Load Limit: Jill's seen what kinda load he can carry amirite everybody?
  • XP Held: 0
  • XP Used: 0



  • A seemingly infinite number of red polyurethane stress balls
  • Tissues

Personal History

Former psychotherapist of Site-23. Slept with a patient by the name of Jillian Cunningham. Was sent to a Foundation correctional facility. Led a mutiny following the apocalypse. Currently is traveling the waters near the convoy in a submarine.


"It's probably penis envy, sir."
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