Johnny Custer
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Johnny Custer


A small army man with the heart of… well… a small army man


Pshoo Pshoo: Johnny has the ability to fire actual bazooka ammo out of his bazooka. However, given its small size it's about as effective as throwing a firecracker at somebody.


Green Man: He's a small, green army man. What else is there to say?
Consternation of Mass: Johnny seems to be able to bring ammo and pieces of plastic such as small knives and radios out of nowhere
Where are the walls: Having spent most of his existence in a crate, Johnny is unfamiliar with such concepts as "Outside" and "Eating"


  • Culture: -2 (Terrible)
  • Engineering: 2 (Fair)
  • Piloting (Toy Helicopter): 4 (Great)
  • Athletics (Running): 2 (Fair)
  • Perception: 2 (Fair)
  • Stealth: 4 (Great)
  • Survival: 3 (Good)
  • Ranged Weapons: 1 (Average)
  • Melee Weapons: -2 (Terrible)
  • Thrown Weapons (Grenades): 1 (Average)
  • Physical Defense (Small Target): 3 (Good)
  • Mental Defense: 3 (Good)
  • Body: 1 (Average)
  • Mind: 3 (Good)
  • Action Points: 3
  • Load Limit: 0


Personal History

Johnny is Bazooka Man #13 of the Wondertainment army man collection. He spent most of his life in a box, occasionally waging war with those no good Cowboys a few crates over. One day Kay picked him up and took him with her.


Johnny's vehicle of choice
Johnny's poker buddies
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