Lord Malacoda, The Long, Vast, and Subtle




Old snake


Silver-tongued Snake in the Grass: Mal cannot put XP in any stat except Grating. Mal automatically gains an XP during any Scene he survives without dying once. Once per Scene, Mal may utilize his true nature to auto-succeed in any contested roll.



  • Culture (Babel): 8 (Epic)
  • Persuasion: 7 (Legendary)
  • Athletics: 5 (Superb)
  • Sneak: Yes.
  • Melee Weapons: 4 (Legendary)
  • Physical Defense: 5 (Superb)
  • Mental Defense: Hahahaha. Oh wait, you're serious. Let me laugh harder.
  • Body: Pretty sexy, if I say so myself.
  • Mind: I am a deep and intellectual thinker. Ladies?
  • Action Points: Think of an 8, turned on its side.
  • Load Limit: Why would I ever carry anything?
  • Grating: 0
  • XP Held: 0
  • XP Used: 0



  • Apples
  • A photo of Alexander Laito's once-fiance

Personal History

You're going to have to trade for that.


6 feet long. Appears to be a variant of black mamba. Speaks despite not really moving its mouth. Self described 'real cool guy.'

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